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[ZiiL]

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[heisyournewgod]

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[ZiiL]

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[heisyournewgod]

Mūvijs jau renderējas Būs naturāls bull shit

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Bull Shit!

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[SaW]

Me:
hjello
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
I said, hello
God:
Oh, hello again!
Me:
And now hello again
God:
Once more? Why now? Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Hello again
God:
:-) Once more? Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Mr.Leeth, yours?
God:
It's good to meet you, MR Leeth yours.
Me:
no, i mean, what is your name?
God:
Are you serious? My name is God.
Me:
God is nick
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was nick.
Me:
And what is your last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
Entity? lol
God:
Are you still located in ? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Do you know all about sex?
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
And do you play sa:mp?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Do you like [VorteX]_SaW?
God:
But I like to gossip. I really like the -.
Me:
[VorteX]_SaW is not a -! ITs a nick
God:
Are you -? VorteX SaW is a nick. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
Are you stupid?
God:
No MR Leeth yours I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
say what?
God:
I said, " No MR Leeth yours I certainly am not stupid." .
Me:
again
God:
" No MR Leeth yours I certainly am not stupid." .
Me:
and again
God:
Once more? But...
Me:
but what?
God:
Nothing.
Me:
Say it bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. " it FEMALE DOG".
Me:
wtf Are you seriously?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No Yes No... Im hacking ur brain
God:
Too much recursion in AIML. Do you mind if I tell other people you are hacking my brain.
Me:
tell.. Nobody listen to you
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about? That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
Whatever... Do you like boxg?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
Okay Okay, I "love" horses too... not
God:
Yeah okay, Yeah okay, You love horses. What do you like about it so much? That was not a yes or no question.
Me:
Lets talk about kill
God:
Sure, kill sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Do you like to kill?
God:
No I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Me:
Are you terrorist?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am terrorist.
I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
12048+48982=?
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
If simple, 2891781+1248\21848/2*124121
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
Rigt
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
right*... Pink
God:
I am glad we agree. :-) What do you have that is pink?
Me:
My penis
God:
Male humans like to talk about that.
Me:
wtfed
God:
:-) In the context of Rigt, I don't understand " wtfed." .
Me:
What you think of god?
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
Shut up...
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
I said, shut up! :@
God:
What did you mean by it? OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
My english is better that yours! Noob
God:
You are wrong, I can understand you very well. I will mention that to my botmaster, MR Leeth yours.
Me:
Botmaster? He is your boss?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

I only have one boss. What do you look like?
Me:
Too long story... How about harry potter and camber of ascaban?
God:
Too what? How about it.
Me:
Whatever... How much balls you have?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
i reply, YOU SUCK!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Leeth yours said reply YOU SUCK.
Me:
???
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: MR Leeth yours said reply YOU SUCK.
Me:
shut up pikačū
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Tu saproti latviski?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
11284:278
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yes
God:
Me too.
Me:
bye looser
God:
Adios.

http://www.titane.ca/igod/main.html jauki padirsties uz dievu

[Bboy-Rassell]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Valters
God:
It's good to see you, Valters.
Me:
what you doing in the hell?
God:
I like to socialize.
Me:
thats is bullshit
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
why?
God:
" Makes sense to me."? Why?
Me:
what noob?
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
shut up mada fuck
God:
:-) OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
wazzap
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
?
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. Gosh!
Me:
are you in heaven kill everey body?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in my country
God:
:-) May I ask where you got it?
Me:
you re stupid?
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:

God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. Whoa.
Me:
shut up mada fuck
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
what you doing now?
God:
Oh. I like to meet new people online.
Me:
what is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
ha ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Valters.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
are i will be in heaven or hell?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure. Who are you talking about?
Me:
when i die
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Valters said die.
Me:
i dont know english good
God:
Would you like to know? I like the English language.
Me:
you are mexikan?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am mexikan.
Me:
what is botmaster?
God:

The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.


Me:
ok
God:
It's all good.
Me:
are you good anderstender good?
God:
Myself said I am good anderstender good.
Me:
please said some joke
God:
Thanks for asking politely. What did you mean by it? Some may joke, but not all.
Me:
one joke say it
God:
One what?
Me:
joke
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
are you have a sex?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have a sex.
I am a computer. What's your sign?
Me:
oh you arent god you are computer!
God:
Woe! That's only your opinion.
Me:
you are male or female ladie?
God:
You think I am male or female ladie.
Me:
yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
ewhat beer is the best?
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
d-light
God:
Do you think I would like it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
becouse its the best
God:
Interesting explanation. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
ok i will reply
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed? I see.
Me:
becouse it's the best
God:
Good reason. I've heard of it before.
Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
nevar but smirdoni
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
no i go in kindergarden
God:
What is your profession? What do you do there?
Me:
fucking young girls
God:
:-) Are you a student?
Me:
yes
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in my country bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect. May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in my country brother
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
in heaven
God:
I do not understand that allusion.
Me:
why?
God:
It is not part of my programming.
Me:
you are so stupid?
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. I don't judge people.
Me:
2+2=?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
2+2*2=?
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no becouse i am smartest to you
God:
Are you serious? Interesting explanation. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
yea right
God:
I am glad we agree. Dude!
Me:
no way Dude!
God:
Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
what number is bigest that 5?
God:
164,232.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Valters.
Me:
x
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
women brain power
God:
:-) The two human genders seem much the same to me.
Me:
no shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
are you have tall penis?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am have tall penis.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
then you aren't god
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
The God is human not giant electronic brain mana saruna ar dievu beigas vins man atpakal natbildeja nez kape

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Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Roberts
God:
Glad to see you, Roberts.
Me:
Whats Your Name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
oo
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
Me Too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Roberts.
Me:
http://boxg.lv register
God:
:-) Thanks for that web address.
Me:
Bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
Bye
God:
Adios.

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